Meet the Asparamancer

Meet Jemima Packington, the world’s first and only Asparamancer, meaning she’s actually able to predict the future using nothing more then a handful of asparagus by tossing the spears into the air and interpreting how they land. She has made dozens of accurate predictions in recent years, including the demise of Gordon Brown, the credit crunch, and Oscar glory for British film The King’s Speech.

The Asparamancer Predictions 2022

  1. Despite all the bad press, Boris Johnson will continue as Prime Minister.
  2. Covid and all its variants will be with us forever but everyone will learn to adapt and not let it get the better of us.
  3. A brand new way of living will become the norm – working from home etc BUT people will no longer accept shoddy services hiding behind the guise of the pandemic.
  4. Entertainment and Sports venues will find ways to progress whilst keeping everyone safe.
  5. More sadness for the Royal Family; scandals and worse.
  6. We will be shocked at the news of the unexpected demise of Showbiz legends.
  7. A review of the Nation’s Educational Standards will be carried out to make sure no child is left behind. More emphasis on vocational training will be introduced.
  8. A return to times when foreign travel was an exotic luxury will be experienced. It will no longer be a regular occurrence and travel prices will reflect this.
  9. The British Economy will rally and it will become a beacon of achievement amongst those countries unable to get to grips with their own economies.
  10. Tense times will continue on the International front but conflicts will be avoided.
  11. Adaptability will become the by word in the Leisure and Service industries; they will embrace the change in peoples habits, and will survive stronger than ever.
  12. Sir Kier Starmer will not continue as leader of the Labour Party in a shock twist.
  13. Sadly climate change will continue and fewer countries will be active in its reversal.
  14. Re-Cycling and Up-Cycling will be the new fashion. there will be less waste of any sort. Barter will become a new trend.
  15. Agriculture will progress well, and Vale of Evesham asparagus will continue to be recognised as the world’s best.
  16. Croatia will win the Football World Cup 2022 but the competition will still be beset by controversy.
  17. Manchester City WON”T win the Premiership but watch out for Manchester United.
  18. West Indies will be the surprise winners of the Cricket World Cup in Australia.
  19. England’s Womens Rugby team will have terrific success at their World Cup in New Zealand.
  20. The Oscar for Best Film will go to “ The Power Of The Dog” and Benedict Cumberbatch will be nominated for Best Actor.

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